My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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