I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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