I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my being single is dangerous.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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