Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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