I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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