The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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