using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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