whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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