I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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