Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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