dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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