Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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