So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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