thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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