marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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