I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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