They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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