Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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