that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She's the barista slut.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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