No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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