you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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