you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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