I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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