It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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