quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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