I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
you will always have a special place in my vag
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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