: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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