better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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