i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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