Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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