U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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