I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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