I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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