i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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