She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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