He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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