do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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