So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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