So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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