Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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