My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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