Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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