Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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