Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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