When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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