is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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