Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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