FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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