I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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