Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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