i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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