I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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