she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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