So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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