weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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